50 WAYS TO PISS OFF CUSTOMER CARE REPS
I recently got a message from my service provider telling me to quit crank calling them. This surprised me very much. Seeing as I stopped calling them long ago because they rarely help me with my telecommunication problems anyway. I was pissed off. This got me thinking. What are the stupidest things you can say or do while talking to them? I went on and listed the craziest I could think of. So here are stupid things to do or say immediately you hear the customer care representative go, ‘Welcome to Safaricom Customer Care service, how can I help you?................ 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ‘seeking assistance’. Ask the customer care representative to stop doing that. 2. Terminate the call with, ‘Remember, we never had this conversation.’ 3. Use CB lingo where applicable 4. Answer their questions with questions 5. Sing your problem to the tune of Juakali’s Kiasi or your favourite church song. 6. Don’t say your problem. Rather spell...