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Gina Carano is Mallory in HAYWIRE

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    The reason I watch movies sometimes is just because of the fight scenes. That is why I liked the scene with Bruce Willis and Cyril Rafaelli in Die Hard 4. I repeated that scene like 40 times. And that one of Maggie Q kicking Willis' ass. That was also fun to watch. Those scenes had a way of making you think that those guys actually did their own stunts. Which they probably did. I appreciate that in a movie. Yes CGI is cool but lets leave that to Michael Bay, shall we? seeeeeexy       In terms of fighting scenes, I hated great movies like the Bourne series. Everyone tells me I am crazy for hating it and I wouldn't know a good action scene if it hit me in the face. The jumping through windows and car chases were fine and all but the physical fights didn't really make me want to hit the replay button. Too many cut-scenes if you ask me. A fist is thrown then the scene cuts and you get to see the fist land on a face then scene cuts to show you the ...

TU BET?

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  I bet you don't know which movie these pictures are from. And you have probably watched it. beautiful Tanzanian sunset beautiful Tanzanian elephants beautiful black and white donkeys 'What the fuck are you looking at?'

MEASTER WEEKEND

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      How was your Easter holiday people? I hope yours rocked but I am definite not more than mine. I spent my whole weekend in boxers! Not for the reason you are thinking but because I was all by self for the weekend. Oh what? That was what you thought? Then you are right.       This weekend being a holiday, we celebrated it the best way my aunt knows how...by gate crushing other relatives parties. As long as my aunt is in charge, we can never spend a holiday in our house, we have to go to other people. The reason? According to her, holidays are a time to spend time with family and people we love. According to us, holidays are a time for her to avoid spending any money on fancy foods for people who would probably not appreciate.       Whatever the reason, everyone was out the house and I came later to find myself all by myself (!?) So I did what anyone with a house to themselves would do. I stripped down to my b...

MEGAMIND

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So school has opened . .  ..I did not go to any class if there were any. .  . yadda yadda yadda. . . blah blah blah Have you watched Megamind? If you are a fun of funny animations then you should. Just watched it now and for some reason it really cracked me up. Story of a villain Turned superhero to save the love of his life. Stars Will Ferrell Tina Fey Brad Pitt… The graphics are by DreamWorks so they are definitely on point. So much on point that I think tonight I am dreaming of Roxanne. Damn that chick had an ass! Fuck. So much load you can see it from the front! The graphic designer must have been a nigga to put that much ass on a white skinny chick. I am guessing that is the main reason I watched it. But the humour is fresh. Despite the fact that they used Mark Twain's death quote and pretended it was theirs. But then maybe they were just making fun of that quote. You know it, right? That ‘the rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated’ quote. Anyway lemme know...

NEW DAY NEW YAY

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NYR_29511: Give a little less fuck   Happy new year. Yeah right.  I do not feel at all celebratory just because we upgraded to Life2011. Mainly because I do not feel like I am in a new year. Nothing has changed. Nothing is new. I am in the same year in class. I still do not have a real phone. I still have to beg my dad for money. STILL LIVING WITH MY AUNT.  Still have that gap in my mouth (that remaining piece of tooth finally fell off). I still misspell my 'waht's. I still find Arrested Development extremely funny. I still find my sister incredibly... well, how shall I put this lightly?  NYR_36711: Learn how to whistle with my ears.      I am not seeing anything exciting about this 2011 year. Even the 11 looks dumb. Its an odd number that also happens to be prime. Eleven. What good will it bring? Probably nothing exciting. And that is why I have decided not to think of it as a new year. I am not making any new resolutions. Just carrying forward t...

TWELVE

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      I watched this movie without known the cast or having seen the trailer prior to watching it. Hell, I did not even know that it was a new box office movie. I just watched it because I had somehow downloaded it and I had nothing better to watch! At the end I super enjoyed. It was great. Its about a pot dealer called White Mike (Chace Crawford) and his life after losing his mother to cancer. His living in Mahattan around a click of super rich spoilt tenagers and an illegal drug known as TWELVE. The story is narrated by Keifer Sutherland so that was a motivation to finish the movie. A Joel Schumaker film.   I want to talk about my best scene in that movie.     But Dexxe, why talk about it when you can just upload the scene for us to just look at it without your biasness or exaggeration?    Well, that is a good question. Thank you for asking. First of all I have a dead end computer, playing music is a challenge let alone editing a ...