Two Fourteen

    The reason I watch movies sometimes is just because of the fight scenes. That is why I liked the scene with Bruce Willis and Cyril Rafaelli in Die Hard 4. I repeated that scene like 40 times. And that one of Maggie Q kicking Willis' ass. That was also fun to watch. Those scenes had a way of making you think that those guys actually did their own stunts. Which they probably did. I appreciate that in a movie. Yes CGI is cool but lets leave that to Michael Bay, shall we? seeeeeexy       In terms of fighting scenes, I hated great movies like the Bourne series. Everyone tells me I am crazy for hating it and I wouldn't know a good action scene if it hit me in the face. The jumping through windows and car chases were fine and all but the physical fights didn't really make me want to hit the replay button. Too many cut-scenes if you ask me. A fist is thrown then the scene cuts and you get to see the fist land on a face then scene cuts to show you the ...

     I do not get the deal with men wanting their chicks to swallow. I mean, you have already come in her mouth. Isn't that humiliating enough? What possible advantage is there in wanting her to swallow other than asserting your dominance? If I am to think in Physics, the only guess I have is, her swallowing creates a vacuum in her mouth and this sucks out the remaining semen from the shaft thus accelerating and-slash-or prolonging your orgasm. But in order for this to work, the system has to be closed. Meaning that she has to have her mouth well around the penis to prevent the air outside from getting in and filling in the vacuum. But now this brings in a biological problem. Not a lot of girls can swallow with their mouth open. So most will end up choking.  And is that what men really want? Maybe. Probably. Niggas brains have been brainwashed by porn. Seriously, if you are a man, think about this. If you are a woman, ask a man to think about this. ‘Wh...

     Actually it is-slash-was my mom’s laptop. It is a Dell Inspiron 1501.  This shit is more than 4 years old and still works. Well, kinda works. Half the RAM disappeared and the DVD-ROM stopped working. Like they do on all Dells. The screen has a blue line along it and the battery cannot store enough power to click Save. Yes. The battery is so bad that if you unplug the power the machine goes off faster than an incandescent bulb. Poof. That is very annoying when you typing a document but very useful when you are about to be caught watching porn.       I have tried my best to fix it. Changed the hard drive to 250 gig. From 40. Seriously Dell, what were you thinking? Vista cant even boot on 40 Gb of space.I bought another DVDROM, but I expect it to end anytime. Already it has started producing grunting noises when reading disks. Its like it doesn’t approve what is in them diskises. To a point that it has started creeping me out. It only ...

     Some guys assume that since I know what USB stands for, I am a computer guru. As a matter of fact, I have done no professional computer classes. I did MS Word. Does that count? Not to me it does not. But still people assume I know everything. Truth is I know enough.  Ian asked me to take him buy a good new computer for 30K. I did not know such  place but I made some few calls and got a place. There was a core 2 duo Pavillion dv6 for 36K and a Core 2 Duo Vostro for 32K. Problem was Ian wanted a brand new laptop. The ones which he opens the box and shit. The kind of shit that you buy from Safaricom. Overpriced computers with nothing of value. This shop we were in had no such laptops because they only dealt with mostly high end stuff.       But he did want either because they did not come in a box. For all he cared, they were used. All we wanted to do was unwrap a new computer himself. Why? Because that is what the sister wanted....

      Jesus Christ! Did I just misspell the word QWERTY? On a fucking computer keyboard? I need help.  The time now is 6 am. I woke up at fucking 6 on a fucking Saturday. I just found it hard to sleep anymore. And I do not think I slept that early! So what is keeping me up? Its hard to tell.       Since my classes had ended unofficially, I got a friend to hook me up with an entertainment gadget to pass time with. He had the Nokia N97 to spare so it was mine  for like 2 days. At first I found this phone very annoying. It is fully touch and with a slide of a qwerty keyboard. The thing I find annoying is this: Why have both? If a phone has a fully functioning keyboard, why get charged extra to have the screen be fully touch sensitive? Or vice versa? Maybe I am just hating but until I stop, I do not think I can get overcharged for such gimmickry. But I have always hated both qwerty and touch phones. So I think the combination of bo...

        If you have a PC and addicted to it, then you most definitely have your toplist of programs that you must have. When you format your computer, these are the first things to reinstall after upgrading to Windows Vista Premium (wanna bet that will make you format again?). Even before the RAM-demanding Kaspersky. I , too have my list and no, Kaspersky aint on it. Or any antivirus for that matter! 5. Google Chrome      This is my best browser. Every thing about it is made for me. From open link in incognito window to the way you can turn a window into a tab. But my absolute fave feature is the way it can wait the waiting period of most file sharing websites. Like QuickUpload. No waiting time and multiple downloads is possible for free users if you use Chrome. That means I can get Lil Wayne's album simultaneously with episodes of Arrested Development. http://www.thatISjustSOfuckingAwesome.to.me    4. Internet Download Manager.  ...