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What did the green baboon say to the drowning raccoon? I don't know the answer to that question all I know is if you are a follower of this blog I have moved house. Blog Ya Dexxe The 254 Republican That is right. It comes a time when every campus blogger clears campus and has to show an improvement in life lest his followers think dumb of him. Either by stopping to blog all together or by switching to more boring (read mature) topics. Guess which one I opted for? That is right. None. I am switching all right but not content. More like location . Out of lack of better judgement, I went and bought myself a domain and hosting services. If you really know me you probably noticed that I insist on exaggerated designs. I hate these default themes. And blogger and  WordPress  could only let me customize so much. I only get the freedom I want by having a self hosted site. But that option is expensive and hate ads on my site. They make everything look confused e...

    I was recently informed that my blog takes too long to load. When I had this I was very shocked. What, you mean even you read my blog? I got to be careful how far this shit spreads because if people who shouldn't, get's a wind of it, I am done. Anyway. Thing is, I wasted a lot of time customizing this template. I am not good at this webdesign shit so I am not going to try and change it anytime soon. I don't make money off this blog so you can feel free to view it through other channels other than this address. You can, for instant, try reading it from Facebook by liking my page . Or you can subscribe via Email or those funny feedreaders now that Google reader is f'd up. You can use Wordpress  although I take a while before I  sync them. You can add ?m=1 to the address to switch to mobile site if your phone does not automatically convert the page. Or, and this is by far the best, you can use the new views that blogger's got. Personally I like Magazine view best,...

     Actually it is-slash-was my mom’s laptop. It is a Dell Inspiron 1501.  This shit is more than 4 years old and still works. Well, kinda works. Half the RAM disappeared and the DVD-ROM stopped working. Like they do on all Dells. The screen has a blue line along it and the battery cannot store enough power to click Save. Yes. The battery is so bad that if you unplug the power the machine goes off faster than an incandescent bulb. Poof. That is very annoying when you typing a document but very useful when you are about to be caught watching porn.       I have tried my best to fix it. Changed the hard drive to 250 gig. From 40. Seriously Dell, what were you thinking? Vista cant even boot on 40 Gb of space.I bought another DVDROM, but I expect it to end anytime. Already it has started producing grunting noises when reading disks. Its like it doesn’t approve what is in them diskises. To a point that it has started creeping me out. It only ...

     Just to let you know that I ain't dead yet. The reason I have not been blogging is a mixture of a lot of things really. Some of which I will try and bitch about at a later time. Right now am busy just making sure that this raggedy ass computer can stay for more than a minute without ' Not Responding'.     Stay tuned and I will be back with the same misconstrued philosophies.