MEASTER WEEKEND
How was your Easter holiday people? I hope yours rocked but I am definite not more than mine. I spent my whole weekend in boxers! Not for the reason you are thinking but because I was all by self for the weekend. Oh what? That was what you thought? Then you are right.
This weekend being a holiday, we celebrated it the best way my aunt knows how...by gate crushing other relatives parties. As long as my aunt is in charge, we can never spend a holiday in our house, we have to go to other people. The reason? According to her, holidays are a time to spend time with family and people we love. According to us, holidays are a time for her to avoid spending any money on fancy foods for people who would probably not appreciate.
Whatever the reason, everyone was out the house and I came later to find myself all by myself (!?) So I did what anyone with a house to themselves would do. I stripped down to my boxers and socks. But two minutes later, I wrapped myself in a bed sheet. The mosquitoes were having their Easter holiday on me. Crap.
I had not missed these creatures and since I was the only source of food for the weekend I got sucked 2 nights straight. That is not as erotic as it sounds. And it was like they had mutated or something. I could hear them slurp the blood! It was louder than their buzzing. slurp slurp slurp slurp. Slap. splatter.
And I think their pricking thingy just got bigger. Why else would I continue bleeding even after they had unplugged themselves from me? The way these creatures are mutating I would not be surprised to find myself with superhuman powers pretty soon. I will call myself Mosquito Man and will wear a mosquito net as my cape. I have already been sucked thin so I will totally look the part. Remind me to fantasize about that later.
On Sunday I did not talk to anyone face to face. Because I did not come out of the house. Its disturbing that I felt so nice about that. Its becoming clearer day by day what a loner I am. As in someone might turn up somewhere dead with empty eye sockets, bloodless and curled up in a fetal position and police can name me as their chief suspect principally because I have no alibi. I cannot prove that I did not switch to Mosquito to g suck a man dry and dead. Eeeeew. That sounds wrong on s many levels.
Spent the weekend watching videos . Been long since I sat down and enjoyed a movie. Damn books. I saw a movie called P2. And you are thinking of the morning after pill, then you are having too much unprotected sex. P2 is a horror about a chick who could not get out of the 2nd Parking Lot (P2) due to some sick psycho killer security guard. It was not all that. Rewatched Kung Fu Panda. Saw a few episodes of Luther. It stars Idris Elba and that is why I watched it. I preferred his accent here to that on Takers. In Takers it sounds faker. The nigga is English, how can he fake what he already is? I think I watched a very unclear camera copy.
Test this week. Ecxitos.
This weekend being a holiday, we celebrated it the best way my aunt knows how...by gate crushing other relatives parties. As long as my aunt is in charge, we can never spend a holiday in our house, we have to go to other people. The reason? According to her, holidays are a time to spend time with family and people we love. According to us, holidays are a time for her to avoid spending any money on fancy foods for people who would probably not appreciate.
Whatever the reason, everyone was out the house and I came later to find myself all by myself (!?) So I did what anyone with a house to themselves would do. I stripped down to my boxers and socks. But two minutes later, I wrapped myself in a bed sheet. The mosquitoes were having their Easter holiday on me. Crap.
I had not missed these creatures and since I was the only source of food for the weekend I got sucked 2 nights straight. That is not as erotic as it sounds. And it was like they had mutated or something. I could hear them slurp the blood! It was louder than their buzzing. slurp slurp slurp slurp. Slap. splatter.
And I think their pricking thingy just got bigger. Why else would I continue bleeding even after they had unplugged themselves from me? The way these creatures are mutating I would not be surprised to find myself with superhuman powers pretty soon. I will call myself Mosquito Man and will wear a mosquito net as my cape. I have already been sucked thin so I will totally look the part. Remind me to fantasize about that later.
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On Sunday I did not talk to anyone face to face. Because I did not come out of the house. Its disturbing that I felt so nice about that. Its becoming clearer day by day what a loner I am. As in someone might turn up somewhere dead with empty eye sockets, bloodless and curled up in a fetal position and police can name me as their chief suspect principally because I have no alibi. I cannot prove that I did not switch to Mosquito to g suck a man dry and dead. Eeeeew. That sounds wrong on s many levels.
Spent the weekend watching videos . Been long since I sat down and enjoyed a movie. Damn books. I saw a movie called P2. And you are thinking of the morning after pill, then you are having too much unprotected sex. P2 is a horror about a chick who could not get out of the 2nd Parking Lot (P2) due to some sick psycho killer security guard. It was not all that. Rewatched Kung Fu Panda. Saw a few episodes of Luther. It stars Idris Elba and that is why I watched it. I preferred his accent here to that on Takers. In Takers it sounds faker. The nigga is English, how can he fake what he already is? I think I watched a very unclear camera copy.
Test this week. Ecxitos.
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