I FLY I FLY HIGH

So here is an update of what's been going on.

      My neighbours internet access has been cut off. He had not paid for it for the last three months or so. He says he has not been getting the speeds he was used to. It was as if someone was hacking it. Anyway, since he lost it I have been cut off from home-internet forever. No more countless hours spent refreshing my Facebook home page only to realise that no one has liked my status (Dexxe has woken up. Yawn) ever since I posted it 11 seconds ago. Anyway, I decided that maybe this was a sign from above (my internet neighbour lives up stairs) for me to read an Actualbook. So I started on novels. Thing is I never realised I could actually read a damn novel in 6 hours. Was shocked really. I did Mary Clark Higgins Pretend You Don’t See Her and Sidney’s Sheldon’s Morning Noon and Night. Earlier I had read some dude’s novel about banking and murder but it really sucked compared to the former two. Then I tried some other dude’s novel that he wrote in first person and as a chick and that I could not even finish. It was really supporting my point that women are better writers. Which really means I need to sell my dream idea to a chick instead of actually trying to write it myself. Now that I am back into novels and a little less on the movies I need countless books that i cannot find. I had a pdf collection of all Stephen King’s work but I lost it. Natasha lost it. I need to get it back.

    My sister got herself suspended. On account that she was suspected to have a mobile phone is school. Apparently that is a crime punishable by expulsion. Her friend was expelled after she was caught using a phone and ratted my sis out as an accomplice. Instead of denying the allegations (because the was no prove that my sister ever touched that phone), she went on to agree that she is the one that bought it for her friend in the black market. Why she agreed to speak such a lie I do not know (really?) but it got her into shit loads of trouble because now the truth (that she does not even know where the black market is) will never set her free. I am just waiting to hear my dad’s take on this. He is going to flip the fuck out. I have spent the better half of the evening listening to my cousin’s impression of my dad and he cracked me up real good.

    What else. What else? Yeah. Natasha, my love, is on holiday since December and while she is away I am cheating on her with a better, prettier , stronger , longer lasting her. Its so much fun I hope she never comes back. I cannot remember when I felt this happy. I know where she is she is cheating on me too but I do not care. This G60 is amazing. Twice the speed. Quadruple-triple the battery life. 6 times the RAM. NVidia graphics card… I mean, If I stay with this laptop long enough I may actually consider starting my own YouTube vlog because all I was lacking was a powerful video editing computer.

       BLANK BLANK BLANK

    Um, I have really ran out of things to say. So I guess I should sign off.

   No wait. I remembered something. The movie Twelve stars 50 Cent and I just seen another one called 13 starring 50 Cent . So I guess what I am wondering is, why is 50 in these number movies? And when is he going to stop? When he reaches Fifty

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