Two Fourteen

     Actually it is-slash-was my mom’s laptop. It is a Dell Inspiron 1501.  This shit is more than 4 years old and still works. Well, kinda works. Half the RAM disappeared and the DVD-ROM stopped working. Like they do on all Dells. The screen has a blue line along it and the battery cannot store enough power to click Save. Yes. The battery is so bad that if you unplug the power the machine goes off faster than an incandescent bulb. Poof. That is very annoying when you typing a document but very useful when you are about to be caught watching porn.       I have tried my best to fix it. Changed the hard drive to 250 gig. From 40. Seriously Dell, what were you thinking? Vista cant even boot on 40 Gb of space.I bought another DVDROM, but I expect it to end anytime. Already it has started producing grunting noises when reading disks. Its like it doesn’t approve what is in them diskises. To a point that it has started creeping me out. It only ...

Fill in the blank. Joe is John's father. Therefore Joe is the ____________ of John's father.     This is actually not a riddle. Its a question in a Class 1 English book. Or so I am told. Took me a while to figure out the answer. Actually I did not figure it out all by myself. Anyway, it reminded me of another riddle a physics lecturer asked us back in second year. He did not solve for us and left us anguishing in torture. We finally solved it. During the August field work. We sat down during one of those cold desolate nights and decided to think. As in really think. Got so excited when we finally solved it. That is why I want to see if you can. You probably have heard it before but still I want to see how you come up with the solution.       So then, riddle me this. You want to buy a shirt that costs 97 KeSh but you are broker than a cracked mirror. That is to say you do not have any money. So you decide to borrow. You borrow 50 KeSh fro...

       This being another academic year, we are  again   faced with the challenge of choosing units that we will be taking. And just like last year, the methods of deciding are not very career-oriented. What ideally should be happening is, students choose the units that more in sync with the career paths that they want. More in tune with their love and passion. More logical. But that is not what is happening. What most guys seem bent on is taking units that will guarantee an A, regardless of whether or not it will help their careers. The way it works is, despite what units you do, as long as you get first class honors, you can follow any career path. Sounds twisted but it is true, to some point, and students know this so they opt to choose units using other criteria.       Some decided they will not choose any unit that falls on a Monday, just to make their weekends longer. Some decided they wanted to start their weekend early so they opted a...

       Just had a Flashback of the Burn Nights You Used To Hold Me and Dance Wiv Me under The Rain. Then Relax as we watch Stars Come Out as we talked without Limits, of things ranging from as wierd as 5iliconeater to as normal as the sky is Blue. Ready for The Weekend to end and the start of the Worst Day of the week. Calvin Harris Ready For the Weekend

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Dr. John Watson : You don't have a girlfriend then . Sherlock Holmes : Girlfriend? No , not really my area. Dr. Watson : Mm. Oh, right..…….. Do you have a... boyfriend? Which is fine, by the way. Holmes : I know its fine. *short pause* Dr. Watson : So you've got a boyfriend then. Holmes : No. Dr. Watson : Right. Okay. You're unattached. Like me. Fine. Good. Holmes : *after a long pause trying to figure out why the questions* John, erm... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work, and while i am flattered by your interest, I'm really not looking for any.. Dr. Watson : No. I'm.. not asking. No. I'm just saying, its all fine . Holmes : Good.        I have thoroughly been enjoying watching the new Sherlock series mainly because of the wit and also because I like the new urbanized stunt they did. Sherlock of present times. Kind of like what Kings did. Another awesome show, by the way. Anyway, I have been tweeting some of the witty comment...