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I LOVE DANCEHALL MUSIC

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If you are a fan of Dancehall, you must have notice d how Don Corleone s’ washroom is the size of the chrome chimney of that icon ic Columbian bigship called Dutty Rock. If not, then you must be a young vet s and it is notnice to pretend that you know Dancehall. Those ballaz got money green cashflow to liv up to when the blue sky turns the moon yellow . To get to their massive boardhouse , just take the outaroad and keep left until you see a trackhouse playing warriors music . That music will get to your s ubkonshus and give you a head concussion because it make your body feel like a bomb rush . Don’t worry though, human rights guys are looking into it.  Take the road that says Troyton next to a painting shop that sells g ood good monstapieces called Equinoxx . You cant miss it. it is open 12-12 . Just remember to bring my truck back when you are done. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

DRIVING AN EXAM INTO A WEDDING

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This one of the posts that I somehow never get to publish. Dunno why. The date is someday last year   Sunday. Exams start tomorrow. I should be reading right? Wrong!! Well actually you are right I am just being stubborn. I should in fact be reading. But why am I not? Natasha's got a flu. And not just any normal cold flu. This shit right here is swine flu! She cannot do shit. And all my notes are in shit copy. No PDF can open, no word document, no PowerPoint. Nothing useful. Oh the videos play though. Yeah. Decided to watch Drive Angry while I thought about how fucked I was since I decided not to have money to print out my notes. That flick was such a guy movie. Fast muscle cars, hot chicks that can kick ass, people that can take a shot in the head. Unnecessary explosions. Ass and tits! What! I don't think I even got the story line well. Wait I think I did. Milton escaped from hell to save his grand daughter from a culticious Jonah who had murdered Milton's daughter and wa...