I LOVE DANCEHALL MUSIC

If you are a fan of Dancehall, you must have noticed how Don Corleones’ washroom is the size of the chrome chimney of that iconic Columbian bigship called Dutty Rock. If not, then you must be a young vets and it is notnice to pretend that you know Dancehall. Those ballaz got money green cashflow to liv up to when the blue sky turns the moon yellow. To get to their massive boardhouse, just take the outaroad and keep left until you see a trackhouse playing warriors music. That music will get to your subkonshus and give you a head concussion because it make your body feel like a bomb rush. Don’t worry though, human rights guys are looking into it.  Take the road that says Troyton next to a painting shop that sells good good monstapieces called Equinoxx . You cant miss it. it is open 12-12. Just remember to bring my truck back when you are done.
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