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How you doing black, yellow, white, red and green Human beings..?

Wuzzup intelligent animals that can read.?

I’ll be your ghostwriter today. So I ought to have trademarked this shit from these hot head Chris Rock-cum Churchill fake kind of thespians. What you are eyeballs are fixing on is an original art piece. Its based on a true family story and is a reflection of the past, present and the future.

So this WHITE man and his missionary entourage landed in Africa. The amazing continent quickly ruptured his idea of heaven. The air was lung-tickling, the rivers and the lakes glistening with sweet waters, the crops bustling with untapped calories and the fattened livestock with vigorous vitality. He had never seen a people so black, with an albedo rivaling coal is what he thought. When he spotted the bare-topped women his manhood, defied gravity like never before. “Goood Laaawd, thankyou”, he murmured.

The natives viewed him with some awe-fear, thinking they never seen a being so pure.

So he approached my rich great grandpa and tried convincing him. “Its immoral to have 10 wives, if you want to see heaven.” Greatgrand babu was like ‘umbwa peleka ushoga mbali’ (dog! Take your homo ass away)

After some years, his missionaries tried convincing my grand babu , ‘have one wife and all give you back some of this land I robbed you and some education, at a fee.’ Grandpa agreed fathering 15 kids with my same grandma.

The cunny white crew was present during my baba’s infancy. They convinced him its spiritually good to be celibate. After some years of seminary complying silence, he shouted out and POP!! I was the shieet that felt good coming out his semen.

So this crew slithered into my prescence telling, shouting and demonstrating to me its better to be GAY. And am like ‘UMBWA PELEKA USHOGA MBALIIi SANAAAAA!!!..’ I’d rather be as savage as my wild barbarian greatgrandbabu!!

Get the moral or get anally fucked!!