ANALRAPIST


Lindsay Funke: Bob Loblaw is a handsome professional man and I am only used to… [looks at her husband]… none of those things.
Tobias Funke: Okay Lindsay are you forgetting I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a therapist. The worlds first analrapist.

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This is a conversation from Arrested Development between Tobias Funke and his wife Lindsay. The wife was comparing their new handsome rich and successful lawyer Bob Loblaw with her weird husband.

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