PREVIOUSLY ON ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

M.B Junior:  I’m just in the middle of a stupid girl problem that’s all.

M.B Senior: I don’t even have a girlfriend, much less a stupid one.

M.B Junior:  The problem is stupid, the girl isn't stupid.

Narrator: But if they ever have a child it would be.Because the girl is his cousin Maebe

.Arrested Development [3x02] For British Eyes Only.mkv

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